Grab a camera and mind the cement blocks on your way to the askbox.
Looking for even more dumb art? Descending-bear can deliver.
~ Thursday, April 4 ~
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HAVE YOU MADE ME A LIAR?????

HAVE YOU MADE ME A LIAR?????

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ totheark ⊗ hoody ⊗ alex kralie ⊗ kralieday ⊗ a very special answer for kralieday ⊗ jesus shit this took forever ⊗ i'm not going to be painting these answers very often ⊗ have a terrible alex's birthday everybody!!!
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~ Thursday, February 7 ~
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taking things figuratively is for losers

taking things figuratively is for losers

Tags: ⊗ but i was determined not to make this a sex thing ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ alex kralie ⊗ joseph delage ⊗ alice in wonderland
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~ Wednesday, February 6 ~
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Bloody humans, you pull them out of the water onto a tree and then they fall straight back in again.

Bloody humans, you pull them out of the water onto a tree and then they fall straight back in again.

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ slenderman ⊗ tim sutton ⊗ tim w ⊗ marble hornets: baywatch edition ⊗ starring david hasselhoff as tim w ⊗ and pamela anderson as alex kralie ⊗ coming soon to nbc
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~ Tuesday, February 5 ~
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I’m going to keep drawing Alex as feral in the forest until proven otherwise by the show. /crosses arms

I’m going to keep drawing Alex as feral in the forest until proven otherwise by the show. /crosses arms

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ tim sutton ⊗ troy wagner ⊗ joseph delage ⊗ alex kralie ⊗ tim w ⊗ jay last name removed ⊗ subtle references to jokes from other fandoms
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~ Monday, February 4 ~
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It’s probably the only reason she hasn’t fired me yet.

It’s probably the only reason she hasn’t fired me yet.

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ askamarblehornet ⊗ tim sutton ⊗ tim w ⊗ syd this one goes out to you ⊗ going on hiatus for even longer than the real marble hornets since 2011 ⊗ let's see if i still have a job here
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~ Wednesday, October 24 ~
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Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ not a dumb answer ⊗ actually a vocal answer! ⊗ thank you for your interest
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~ Wednesday, October 17 ~
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Tags: ⊗ unmasking-monsters ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ alex kralie ⊗ ask a marble hornet ⊗ you-all ⊗ what-all ⊗ fun with slight accents ⊗ I drew this while waiting for Bioshock to download ⊗ I'm so eXCITED OH GOD I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT SINCE I SWITCHED TO MAC ⊗ bioshock has nothing to do with anything I'm just very very happy ⊗ back to your regular business
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~ Saturday, October 6 ~
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anything 4 u

anything 4 u

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ jay ⊗ dental hygiene is important ⊗ always include toothpaste in a forest survival kit
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~ Wednesday, October 3 ~
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“I don’t get a lot of chances to do laundry, okay?!”

“I don’t get a lot of chances to do laundry, okay?!”

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ butts ⊗ troy wagner ⊗ joseph delage ⊗ tim sutton ⊗ TAGGING YOU ALL NO REGRETS EVER ⊗ butts butts butts ⊗ gosh I like drawing backs ⊗ gosh I like drawing tim without his clothes on ⊗ JUICY ⊗ come on jay try harder ⊗ alex manages it and he's living feral in the forest ⊗ corey-45
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~ Wednesday, September 19 ~
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He couldn’t look away. A strange warmth rose inside him, along with an inexplicable desire for silk handcuffs. In that moment, everything Jay had taken for granted about himself was thrown into question.

He couldn’t look away. A strange warmth rose inside him, along with an inexplicable desire for silk handcuffs. In that moment, everything Jay had taken for granted about himself was thrown into question.

Tags: ⊗ marble hornets ⊗ a beautiful romance ⊗ tim sutton ⊗ troy wagner ⊗ ask a marble hornet ⊗ whip it good ⊗ tighty-whiteys that unzip all the way around
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